Thank You James Joseph Cialella Jr.!
Shut up! I'm trying to watch Benjamin Button!
Thank you James. Can I call you James? You handsome man... Because of your action, you have inspired me to arm myself at the movies as well...
Jesus. Just last week I was watching "Twilight" (which I actually enjoyed) and these fucking teenagers just wouldn't shut the fuck up. They talked through the entire movie. "Oh my god, he is so HOT in this scene!" Blah! Blah! Blah! They talked and talked and talked...
You sir, James the warrior... You took a stand. Yes. You took a stand and shot the man talking, and almost shot his son too...
Read about James the Warrior Knight of the Multiplex
So next time I go to the movies, maybe to see "Star Trek" or "Transformers 2" and I happen to go to a multiplex, full of wonderful tweens and teens (the generation of great dancers), I will bring a Tec-9, Glock, or fuck it, sawed-off 12 Gauge... And when those motor mouths start yapping about the most vapid shit imaginable... I will stand up, and blow the motherfuckers away, I'll blow the motherfuckers heads clear off, I'll eat the brains straight from the skull cavity, and I will laugh...
Thank you James, you are my hero... Have fun in prison psycho...
