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When you read something you believe it true -- when you watch something then you really believe it -- I'm not a sucker, but maybe you are -- oh wait, I am a sucker, a sucker for movies and music, and killing cops on GTA4. Now listen, for all those not familiar with Grand Theft Auto, its this violent and beautiful game I usually play while unwinding on the couch. But see, I get board really easily -- so I just start the game up, listen to the intro, watch the graphics -- BOOM, I'm in my apartment... I wake up, get out of bed, maybe look around, watch some TV (yes, watching TV in the game while playing the game on TV) then walk out, I look sharp in my black suit and pants, I have white tennis shoes so I look cool, sunglasses on, step outside and look left and right, find any person within range -- man, woman, grandmother, and beat them to death -- okay I'm fair, I box them, or just kick them in the groin until they finally just cough up their coin and die on the streets. I then pull a hip-hop guy out of an Escalade, and fight him, toe-to-toe, boxing style, the whole neighborhood wants to fight me now, they have knives, they have their fists, their determination -- so I pull out my Tec-9 and BRAAP! BRAAP!
I'm not a violent person at all, but movie violence just excites me, I mean don't you agree? It's the same with like an american football game, but my goal is not just to comment on movie violence or movies in general, just to comment on everything I feel excited about in the year 2008 of our space god and beyond -- what exactly is this decade called? This modern culture is running out of ideas which is not a good sign. Anyways, I plan to write about my expereince with film, filmmaking, writing, crtiques, sometimes games, sometimes music, art, once again my expereinces. I have some stories to tell, but listen I will come back to purpose and myself later...
Back to GTA4, the cops are after me, I jump in an Escalade, turn on the radio, Stevie Nicks, fuck yeah, and burn tire out, break the window -- I'm driving like 65 mph now -- and shoot cop cars with my Tec-9, the cops are like wild dogs, 3 stars, 4 stars, who the fuck are these para-military motherfuckers? They have tank-like-cars -- oh by the way, I have cheat codes so it's like I'm a god or something, like that dude in Silent Rage with Chuck Norris (why isn't there a Chuck Norris videogame?) so eventually my car is on fire so I have to bail out at 55 mph... (((BOOM))) My car just exploded, and the cops run me over in their cars...
Ahhh, how relaxing, the killing... I just wanted to relax on the couch with my Shiner Bock beer and my Funyuns, and thats what I got, so cathartic, well -- you will probably be turned on if you continue reading this, turned on as in, I will bring some movies from my past, and I will persuade you to watch these films... And, I will critique modern cinema, to an extent, but probably write about how I feel at a given moment, so get ready...
I'm not a violent person at all, but movie violence just excites me, I mean don't you agree? It's the same with like an american football game, but my goal is not just to comment on movie violence or movies in general, just to comment on everything I feel excited about in the year 2008 of our space god and beyond -- what exactly is this decade called? This modern culture is running out of ideas which is not a good sign. Anyways, I plan to write about my expereince with film, filmmaking, writing, crtiques, sometimes games, sometimes music, art, once again my expereinces. I have some stories to tell, but listen I will come back to purpose and myself later...
Back to GTA4, the cops are after me, I jump in an Escalade, turn on the radio, Stevie Nicks, fuck yeah, and burn tire out, break the window -- I'm driving like 65 mph now -- and shoot cop cars with my Tec-9, the cops are like wild dogs, 3 stars, 4 stars, who the fuck are these para-military motherfuckers? They have tank-like-cars -- oh by the way, I have cheat codes so it's like I'm a god or something, like that dude in Silent Rage with Chuck Norris (why isn't there a Chuck Norris videogame?) so eventually my car is on fire so I have to bail out at 55 mph... (((BOOM))) My car just exploded, and the cops run me over in their cars...
Ahhh, how relaxing, the killing... I just wanted to relax on the couch with my Shiner Bock beer and my Funyuns, and thats what I got, so cathartic, well -- you will probably be turned on if you continue reading this, turned on as in, I will bring some movies from my past, and I will persuade you to watch these films... And, I will critique modern cinema, to an extent, but probably write about how I feel at a given moment, so get ready...
